plot twist: you wake up skinny, beautiful, intelligent and everyone loves you
indiandaughter: i’ll pay you $7 to have a crush on me
chromesk-ull: chromesk-ull: Send me “have you ever” asks and I can only reply with yes or no. http://chromesk-ull.tumblr.com/ask
partybarackisinthehousetonight: is this cocaine gluten free
at least when you are hanging out with yourself, you get to pick the music
Anonymous asked: I dont think having sex with someone means you can call them your bestfriend
Anonymous asked: Youre tacky and I hate you
Anonymous asked: Who's your guy bestfriend?
Anonymous asked: Who is your bestfriend?
horse-feces: twerks-of-being-a-wallflower: davestrjder: “haha 420 blaze it” i chuckle as i light another vanilla scented incest vanilla scented incest
01: Your current relationship, if single discuss how single life is.
02: Where you’d like to be in 10 years.
03: Your views on drugs and alcohol.
04: Your views on religion.
05: A time you thought about ending your own life.
06: Write 30 interesting facts about yourself.
07: Your zodiac sign and if you think it fits your personality.
08: A moment you felt the most satisfied with your life.
09: How you hope your future will be like.
10: Discuss your first love and first kiss.
11: Put your ipod on shuffle and write 10 songs that pop up.
12: Bullet your whole day.
13: Somewhere you’d like to move or visit.
14: Your earliest memory.
15: Your favorite tumblrs.
16: Your views on mainstream music.
17: Your highs and lows of this past year.
18: Your beliefs.
19: Disrespecting your parents.
20: How important you think education is.
21: One of your favorite shows.
22: How have you changed in the past 2 years?
23: Give pictures of 5 guys/girls who are famous who you find attractive.
24: Your favorite movie and what it’s about.
25: Someone who fascinates you and why.
26: What kind of person attracts you.
27: A problem that you have had.
28: Something that you miss.
29: Goals for the next 30 days.
30: Your highs and lows of this month.
nahshaw: My mom was on the phone with her best friend and she was like “no she’s a virgin trust me” and then she was like “Emily talk on the phone with Jess!!” And I was like wtf but said hi anyway and then she took the phone back and she was like “you see? You can hear it in her voice” oh my fucking god mom I swear to fucking god
petcanadian: australiansanta: rosaparking: australian bloggers are like a whole other species i love them and theyre all so frickin hot no its almost winter here we’re freezing no you guys don’t understand freezing. come to canada and say that to my face aussie
claydols: my eyes change colour depending on my swag levels. they are the darkest brown when my swag levels are at a maximum. i have never seen them change
crabparty: my brother had a dream he spent 20 dollars on a hotdog and he woke up screaming
joshsux: it pisses me off when I plan a conversation in my head and the other person doesn’t follow the damn script
Anonymous asked: You must be doing something right, what did you eat today?